Pontificunt

A girl that talks badly about her boyfriend with vague references via facebook for the world to see
Pontificate+Cunt

Girl writes on facebook-"i wish men weren't so jealous"

Her boyfriend- what a pontificunt! Bitch is refering to our conversation last night about why her cell phone rang at 2am

by Striker02 June 21, 2012

poniphilia

Human x Pony shipping
Usually used by bronies for characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Brony1: I'd like to have some 'magic' with that Twilight right now!
Brony2: Looks like we have a serious case of poniphilia

by UrbanHawk August 29, 2012

Pontifex

The Pope of the Catholic church (particularly his Twitter account).

The only people Pontifex follows are his eight burner accounts. No friends. Embarrassing.

I have blocked Pontifex, so now I may speak freely. I don't know what I was doing before, but now I will not face consequences.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Pontiac Poser

When you're approaching a vehicle that looks very nice and expensive, but when you get close enough to it, you realize oh, it's just a Pontiac.

"Dude, look at that nice as car!"

*drives past car*

"Psh, that's not a nice car, that guy is a Pontiac Poser!

by Jordan'sGirl11/9 July 18, 2011

Pontifes

Last name that originated from Spain around 1456. Then Spanish conquistadors took the last name with them. Now popular in México around Sinaloa and Michoacán and D.F and is popular in the United States and other parts of the World.

Pontifes

by 6/17/11. March 16, 2014

Pontiac

Pontiac was an automobile brand that was established in 1926.Quickly overtaking its parent in popularity, it supplanted the Oakland brand entirely by 1933.On April 27, 2009, amid ongoing financial problems and restructuring efforts, GM announced it would discontinue the Pontiac brand by the end of 2010.The last Pontiacs were built in late 2009, with the final dealer franchises expiring October 31, 2010.

P.oor O.ld N.igger T.hinks I.ts A. C.adillac

Man I used to love my old Pontiac

by rain man #10 July 29, 2012

Pontificate

1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people

Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich

by JJ JJ man April 9, 2013