ponthea

a name for a short persian bitch. she will break your heart and stomp on it and will fuck your best man at your wedding.
dont trust her.

you) did you see that girl walk by?
me) oh ponthea? she sucks.

by briang_ December 28, 2021

Chris Pontius

Probably the coolest person on Jackass and isn't afraid to light his penis on fire or show it off to the world. Pontius is always doing hilarious stunts and he lives in his truck in Tampa Bay. He can be seen looking over the ocean with his guitar and wearing a thong. He doesn't think it's wrong to be strong.

Chris Pontius: "Is it wrong to be strong?"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"

by the dirty dancer October 25, 2011

Pontoon

When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!

Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!

by SlopNChop February 20, 2017

Pontifigate

The ongoing, unfolding global sex-abuse crisis in the Roman Catholic Church. Coined by Mary Valle, a writer for Killing the Buddha and the Revealer. (Pontiff = Pope. Pontificate, a word derived from pontiff + Watergate.)

"Watergate seemed like so much fun, but Pontifigate is making me feel quite nauseated."

by F.X. LaMonica May 1, 2010

pontaffism

In a story, any line of dialogue or plot development intended to be humorous or dramatic that instead has a negative impact because it exhibits some or all of the following characteristics:

1) It is awkwardly phrased, excessively wordy and/or repetitive
2) It creates glaring plot holes and derails established characterization
3) It is highly self-indulgent and/or self-congratulatory, drawing attention to itself instead of fitting smoothly into the narrative

Pontaffisms differ from instances of narm in that narmy things are unintentionally amusing whereas pontaffisms are unintentionally painful, obnoxious and/or rage-inducing.

The games Sonic Colors and Sonic Lost World are filled with pontaffisms, such as "Baldy McNosehair", "Did somebody order an extra-large clobbering with everything?" and "The only thing that's getting conquered is your face!" These make the cutscenes almost unbearable for many people.

by Concerned Writer #37,524 October 20, 2013

ponteah

A sexy persian girl that usually gets all the guys at parties.

Hey what's going on?
That ponteah over there is getting all the guys!!!

by HBIanJ January 31, 2010

pontiacmadeddg

A famous YouTuber who makes the best vlogs, music, reactions, and is also the Goat at Call of Duty.(Don’t disrespect him)

Did you hear the new song pontiacmadeddg put out called Givenchy. GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME!

by Khy32 November 25, 2017