Wiggly pole

A pole that comes off from the body. It is used to produce. I give this definition props to Liz and Luke and Maddie. Dab this ye boi Shea.

The Wiggly pole fit unexpectedly well in the circle.

by Shea Maddie Liz Luke June 24, 2019

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

by weave October 7, 2003

pole polisher

Another word for "cocksmoker." Useful when "cocksmoker" no longer suffices, and a new word or words must replace it to keep things fresh.

You can lick my balls you pole-polishing fuck-knuckle.

by LeonidasWV September 9, 2005

swole pole

When someone ripped as fuck gets a HUGE ass boner.

Steve: Damn dude, you're looking good after that workout! You want a brojob?
Jacob: Nah I'm good man, I'm seeing my girl tonight and I got a swole pole just thinking about it
Steve: Cool, good luck bro! I'm gonna go admire my massive gains in the mirror of a gas station

by Mega Bro April 18, 2014

tent pole

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

by PMax August 24, 2008

icy pole

another word for ice lolly, ice pop or popsicle: a frozen water-based dessert on a stick

Son:mum i wanna have an icy pole!
Mum: you can have one, but i haven't any here. We have to go to the next ice cream truck

by vapsta July 18, 2009

Poberciter

Based off of a rough mispronunciation of the term "pobre cito" of the Spanish language, it has two definitions roughly comparable to the Spanish definition.

1-An expression of sadness or dismay
2-A situation that is sad in a funny sort of way

Poberciter is pronounced poh-bur-see-tur

Guy 1: The repo man is at our door and wants the new tv? Poberciter!

Guy 2: Your new big screen was taken away? That's a poberciter if i've ever seen one.

by Stud Beast II November 3, 2007