pluto

Verb. to be hijacked by a small minority to enact special interest commandments. Thus the planet itself wasn't plutoed -- it's still the same planet it was before 2006; but the International Astronomical Union (IAU) was plutoed by less than 5% of its members to pass a controversial special-interest definition of "planet", and it's been too politically sticky to yet take the organization back from the hijackers. The US and India are also frequently plutoed, according to their citizens.

Washington DC plutoes the country for a half billion dollars every spring with Daylight Savings Time (see news article "US lost almost half a billion dollars due to Daylight Saving Time").

by Sane Astronomer May 15, 2013

on pluto

when you are so high, your eyes are bright red and you aren’t “on earth” anymore. instead you are “flying high” in the clouds

“your eyes are so red you must be zooted”

“dude i’m on pluto”

by šmïłęh0ę April 1, 2020

plutty

a wet fart.

Makenzie let out a big plutty.

by lmasterb May 25, 2016

Plutter

Penile lubricant secretion, pre-love-butter

Since their romance was interrupted, Johnny was stuck with a plutter stain on his boxer shorts.

by Samawesome B September 30, 2020

Pluto Tv

A fantastic free tv service that provides the traditional streaming format with the majority of tubi's content available as well as over a hundred live tv channels some of which play the same show 24/7 meaning there's always something on and you never have to do the endless scroll of doom. Also they have tons of obscure animation and popular films.

"Man why are we scrolling netflix again? Let's just use pluto tv. They got mst3k and g4 how could you go wrong?"

by GINTegg March 31, 2022

plutko

A heavy man who farts a lot

Plutko is a guy who is alone, always with his phone.

Plutko has no friends he only has a pen in his hand.

Plutko is so sexy today

by Plutko June 22, 2022

pluttony

gluttony of pot or weed.

man, i surely have pluttony! i smoke 20 joints a day.

by oozzhhaa July 4, 2023