joe the plumber

the surprise star of the 3rd and final presidential debate of 2008.

"hey, joe, you're rich! congratulations!"

-john mccain, speaking to joe the plumber.

by lilyjane October 16, 2008

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018

Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.

I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.

by borky May 29, 2015

Jeff The Plumber

A person who thinks they are a master plumber. A cat whisperer and a chain smoker. A Jeff The Plumber loves when an old kitty cat will bite his nose. Most of these plumbers have to take a nap everyday and drink 2 pots of coffee a day to stay alive. These types of plumbers love to work for owners of mobile homes and for people who have at least 5 dogs. Also their favorite season is winter. A Jeff the Plumber is the best type of plumber to hire. They will talk your ear off all the way out the door.

A Jeff the Plumber loves bending over for others to see his plumber's crack.

by ShellyC February 17, 2016

plumbers kiss

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.

She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!

by #SunBeartheLofty September 20, 2015

Pink Plumber

A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.

I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.

His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Bum Plumber

Commonly used to describe a man (male) who demonstrates extrodinary skills in being gay (Homosexual).

Wow Rick you really are the gayest person I know, You Fucking Bum Plumber.

by BMOUNZ June 22, 2006