Prooch

To crouch and take a poop at the same time. Also known as an Invisible Toilet

On my camping trip i had to take a prooch because i couldn't find a toilet

by Great-Green-Ghoulz December 23, 2008

seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

by illogiks January 5, 2008

pooch

Another way to say dog. Simple as that.

"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"

by Jake March 27, 2005

Dreaded Pooch Area

The lower part of one's stomach that requires electrocution to remove said dread.

Gasp, it's the Dreaded Pooch Area !!! Get out the electricity !

by HudsonDusters January 31, 2010

Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

Ploosh

This word is a verb and a noun and "Plooshy" is the adjective form but the noun and the verb have slightly different meanings for no reason. The noun ploosh means a certain amount of soft stuff, such as the ploofy stuff in pillows, or those beany sand things you find inside those insanely soft "Moshi" pillows. The verb ploosh means to hit someone with a soft object, with the intention to severely harm. Though this makes no sense since if you wanted to hurt someone by hitting them with something you could just hit them with something hard, but the stupid people try to maim people with pillows and the like, this is called plooshing.

Noun - This pillow has so much ploosh in it.
Adjective - This pillow is so plooshy.
Verb - I'm gonna ploosh you with this pillow!!!
Adverb - And so the pillow was plooshily slammed into the unsuspecting mans face.

by Ethan12345 July 28, 2008

Pooch Trail

After having a bowel movement, there is a small leftover dung that is seen at the edge of the toilet. It is usually the size of the quarter or larger, and is usually caused by diarreaha. It can be a huge brown stain or a few hairs. The pooch trail is very stinky and can cause discomfort in the form of smell around the anus. Basically when someone doesn't wipe their ass good enough and it gets left on the toilet seat.

Dude clean your pooch trail, I really have to take a shit and I do not want to sit on your trail.

by Ld-I October 12, 2010