Platformer's Migraine

a migraine that occurs when a person plays an extremely difficult platformer.

"My head really hurts"
"Did you seriously get platformer's migraine after 3 levels?"
"Really hard levels."

by Sossololpipi February 13, 2021

board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

Platform Wuh

bay area rapid transit's fucking way of saying one/1

Nine car Antioch Train Now Boarding Platform wuh

by Columbux January 2, 2020

Platform

Oh? Is this one not as big and, therefore, not as good? Figures...

Hym "Oh is this not a real platform? Oh well! I guess I'll hop on tik tok and see if I can dance so good they make me a Fire Emblem character. Oh wait! I already am that. Is that what you all want? Does the literally anime character that lives on urban dictionary not have enough reach for you? Because I see how Denzel Washington and Ricky Gervais are always quoting those super famous tik tokers all the time so I think what I should do is hop on a REAL platform because that way I'll be a legitimate guy."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2023

Platform Pussy

A male internet personality uses their following or "platform" to slide into a female's DMs with ill intentions.

A male internet personality thinks their following or "platform" will mask obvious sexual intentions.

That streamer really thought he could use his internet fame for "Platform Pussy!"

by Noble Hamil March 22, 2023