plarker

something done with you in the back seat of a car

i plarkered your mom last night

by playier May 26, 2009

Plarmer

Noun. One who is a player that "charms" thier way into others pants. Only interested in hitting it a quitting it. Once a plarmer, always a plarmer.

"Dont talk to Brad! Hes such a plarmer, your gunna get screwed!"

by bloom pancakes December 7, 2009

Plarty

A party full of fat/disgusting people

Guy 1: Dude, how was that party last night?
Guy 2: Oh man you were lucky you didn't go. It was a complete plarty.
Guy 1: Ah... I'm sorry.
Guy 2: It's okay, I got to eat some cake off some fat chicks ass.
Guy 1: Isn't that from Family Guy?
Guy 2: Way to ruin it.

by Pesp July 19, 2010

plarkour

plarkour is the hybrid sport of planking and parkour. plarkour occurs when someone swiftly negotiates an object or surface currently being used by a someone whom is planking. the plarkour athlete may use any means necessary to scale, step on or over, bounce off, or crush the planker during their journey.

did you see rodney pull a backflip off of that planker's face? he's sure to be sponsored soon. plarkour is the shit.

by MILKFIXER June 12, 2011

plARGHals!

plural: a word in the form in which it potentially refers to something other than one person or thing; and other than two things if the language has a dual form.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

plARGHals!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about plurals.

"plARGHals!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 16, 2013

Plara

Hot, smart, beautiful, sweet, amazing. Your name has to be Sarah to be 'plara'

Sarah is so plara, all of the girls are jealous of her.

I wish I was like Sarah, she is sooooo plara.

by regross67 October 13, 2014

Plarted

When you have to take a plop, then you fart and you accidentally plop in your pants

Mom I plarted!

by ChasleyLR October 9, 2016