plank

In the situation of being about to be fired, laid off, or dumped, as in "walking the plank", "on the plank", "went off the plank", etc.; from the pirate custom of making superfluous individuals walk off a plank at the side of their ship and fall into the water.

"I hear Millie's on the plank and they're just waiting for an excuse to let her go."

by anarcissie May 1, 2008

plank

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007

Planking

n Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.

that plank is awesome, it gave me wood

his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin

dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?

by Brisbane Planking Accosiation June 7, 2011

plank

A wooden board nailed to the edge of a boat.

I pushed my boss off the plank.

by Saints October 26, 2003

plank

An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.

I've got a plank!

by Manshenstein February 24, 2011

Planking

The act of lying flat on your stomach, arms to your side, all extremities straight back, all in posing for pictures to put on Facebook or other social networking sites

Joe was planking on top of a park bench and posted the picture to Facebook.

by HACKAMUH October 31, 2011

plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017