plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank

Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!

by PlankinLife December 30, 2016

Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.

YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.

by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013

Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!

by Funky W June 9, 2011

plank time

The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.

Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."

Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."

by hiphopotato June 27, 2008

plank owner

plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.

Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.

Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.

by Davy Jones September 26, 2005

plank owner

Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.

Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.

by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005

plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.

"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

by Chief Plank Wanker Of The Wanker Of Planks May 13, 2004