Girl 1: Aw man, John just got dumped by his girlfriend.
Girl 2: You should give him some pity pussy
or
Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
Girl 2: Pity Pussy time!
Girl 2: You should give him some pity pussy
or
Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
Girl 2: Pity Pussy time!
by dave!7 February 5, 2009
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Mary: Joe, why don't you love me? Why dont you ever talk to me? I know you think i'm fat, but that doesn't mean you should ignore me!
Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.
Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.
by Neel Vora July 13, 2006
Get the pityfishing mug.Sitting on a pity potty is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
Pity pottier: "I'm such a lump of shit. Nobody likes me. Nobody loves me."
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
by astridstone April 19, 2008
Get the Pity potty mug.When you're so close to passing a class, like one or two points away, and your teacher passes you anyway out of the goodness of his or her heart.
Mr. Smith saw that I was only one point shy of passing his class, so he pity passed me. God is real.
by Bridgey13 November 12, 2014
Get the pity pass mug.Pitaten is an anime and manga series. Originally written by Koge-Donbo, it was adapted into an anime by Akemi Menda and Yasuko Kobayashi that was aired by TV Tokyo on April 7, 2002.
The plot focuses primarily around Misha and her attempts to become a licensed angel and Higuchi her neighbor. It is generally light humored, but the ending of both the anime and the manga was concerned with dealing with the death of loved ones.
The plot focuses primarily around Misha and her attempts to become a licensed angel and Higuchi her neighbor. It is generally light humored, but the ending of both the anime and the manga was concerned with dealing with the death of loved ones.
I love the series Pita Ten, it is so cute.
The title, 'Pita Ten' is short for 'Pitari Tenshi', which literally means 'clinging angel' in English.
The title, 'Pita Ten' is short for 'Pitari Tenshi', which literally means 'clinging angel' in English.
by Erin Moss May 2, 2006
Get the Pita Ten mug.To have sex with someone for reasons stemming from pity rather than desire. The phrase allows a range of implications from concern about the unfulfilment of the fuckee or feelings of superiority over them.
by neur October 10, 2007
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