Pitties

Check out my new pair of Pitties
by PitNation November 16, 2023
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pitties

Pit Viper brand of sports glasses, that were briefly popular in 2020 among midlife crisis mountain bike riders.
"Yo those Pitties look sick! Send it!"
by Haentz October 02, 2022
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Pitty Titties

When yo girl has sweaty boobs and they smell like body odor from your armpits.
Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela last night and started sucking on her titties and had to stop because she had Pitty Titties....she was pissed that I had to stop and told her to shower...i'm probably not getting laid for a while
by uncle druuuu September 02, 2020
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Pitty Puppy

When a man begs a woman for sex by getting on all fours and whimpering like a puppy. They will pretend to be a puppy while naked and if the woman thinks they’ve done a good job the woman an will let the man sniff and eat out her anus. Only after this will the woman use a strap-on to preform anal sex on the man, who must pretend to be a dog the whole time
Oh man my girl friend made me Pitty Puppy last night! It was crazy!
by Boobs42069 January 20, 2022
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Pitty relationship

When a person only dates someone because they feel bad for them
Ary and mr president are in a pitty relationship because arys uncle killed mr president
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The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.
I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town
by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025
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pitty city

The act of rubbing someone's face in your sweaty arm pits.
I gave my brother a pitty city and he threw-up.
by the sarcastic one December 15, 2011
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