A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.

"Does anyone fancy a game of Pissy Flanging Gay ball after the Nelson pub quiz tonight?"

Pissy Flanging Gay Ball by Nave Nilney August 4, 2007

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Pissy-Busy

To be busy while pissed off.

Danny: Lynn, you sound busy

Lynn: Yes I am Pissy

Danny: No I said Busy not Pissy. Pissy-Busy that's a cool phrase.

Lynn: We should coin it.

Pissy-Busy by Kevin Redmile September 26, 2007

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pissy surprise

An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.

"I have a surprise."
"No. No no no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"NOT THE PISSY SURPRISE!!!"

pissy surprise by MeatPopsicle69 April 1, 2021

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