Pillowed

To be so drunk that you vomit.

"Eeeeew, Phil got pillowed last night."

by DDude700 December 11, 2009

pillow

tit, they make great pillows, cu they're nice and soft

I slept on her pillows.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Pillowing

The act of covering ones self or another with pillows, such that you are not visible to anyone in the room or cuddle puddle.

Did anyone see Ella?" "I'm right here, I'm just pillowing!

by NomadicEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

Pillowing

To bring a girl home and wait for her to use your bathroom before jerking off on her pillow. You then proceeds to initiate intercourse - doggy-style - before pushing her face into the soiled pillowcase.

"Yeah, dude, she had no idea, but I was totally pillowing that chick last night."

"Awesome, you should save that pillowcase for next time."

by awthedarx December 29, 2011

pillow

to hump a sleeping person. while everyone watches and silently laughs.

Guy 1: look weston's geting pillowed by ceasar.

Guy 2: shh, take a picture.

Guy 1: lets never forget this.

by wrath 92 January 26, 2012

pillows

someone who looks like their ass has couch cushions in it

someone who is as soft as a new pillow

mary is pillows

what a fuckin pillow

by hasf May 5, 2005

Pillowed

When you are sitting somewhere with someone and they get up and leave the room. You stack all the pillows you can find where they were just sitting so when they return they cannot sit down. Finally, you inform them they have been "pillowed"

Jenny totally pillowed Paul when he left the room. When he came back he had to move all those pillows.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011