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Five Pillars of Islam

(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."
by Juanky A. June 4, 2014
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five pillars of islam

Faith
prayer
charity
fasting
pilgrimage to Mecca

the five bases of the Islamic faith: shahada (confession of faith), salat (prayer), zakat (almsgiving), sawm (fasting, especially during the month of Ramadan), and hajj (the pilgrimage to Mecca) ::dictionary.com
five pillars of Islam consist of 5 factors believed by muslims in order to become a better person.
by howudoinn March 29, 2018
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Vancouver's fourth pillar problem

An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.
Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"

Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"
by christianc February 17, 2010
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Battle Pillars

HOLY SMOKES!!!! HE HAS BATTLE PILLARS!!!!! I WANT TO BE HIS FREIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BurhanEBilgen January 18, 2023
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4 Pillars

N/Concept
The very basis of being, more so than life itself. The 4 ideas that rule our earth, our destiny, our furture, and all in between. The foundation of existance, the reason to live, the formation of our universe. These powers are known as:

KARATE
SKIING

LOGIC
INSULTS

One man controls them all: Yi.
The 4 Pillars surpass the power of Huge Meal and Average Ayan, making it the most powerful concept in the universe.
by The Hugest Sam January 3, 2024
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Three pillars of the grange

Sesh suspension and expulsion
Best used when mco comes in loud
Dude I’m not gay i just vape for the three pillars of the grange
by Peter Roberts March 3, 2018
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Crowd around the pillar

When you see a guy scratching his balls, you can just ask him, ‘Is there a crowd around the pillar?’. Meaning, does he have crabs.
by Golden V February 9, 2025
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