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Five Pillars of Islam

(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."
by Juanky A. June 4, 2014
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five pillars of islam

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pilgrimage to Mecca

the five bases of the Islamic faith: shahada (confession of faith), salat (prayer), zakat (almsgiving), sawm (fasting, especially during the month of Ramadan), and hajj (the pilgrimage to Mecca) ::dictionary.com
five pillars of Islam consist of 5 factors believed by muslims in order to become a better person.
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Vancouver's fourth pillar problem

An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.
Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"

Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"
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Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.
FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...
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Three pillars of the grange

Sesh suspension and expulsion
Best used when mco comes in loud
Dude I’m not gay i just vape for the three pillars of the grange
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stone pillar

When a mans penis is so hard that it can break rocks in one hit.
I will smash you all with my stone pillar.
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heavenly pillar

Guy 1: Yo, how was sex with Bob?
Girl 1: Great! He had a heavenly pillar
Guy 1: Lucky!

Girl 1: I know right!
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