prize plum

Idiot, moron, jackass. Used when someone's done something REALLY stupid.

You actually paid for an Ashley Madison account? You prize plum. It's full of spam bots. You'd probably have better luck on FetLife, and it's free.

by satisunshinegal October 18, 2015

pfizer

A corporation that made many drugs that had awful side effects on people. This company is famous for turning patients into human guniea pigs so that the bad side effects they recieve decide if the medicine stays on the market or not.

One of these pills are Paxil a type of medicine that put psychotic and suicidal thoughts into the patients that took it.

Not only Paxil but other drugs such as Asprin which gave people heart problems.

Poor Ashley felt dead inside as she smashed and broke glass windows with her bloody fist because of this new medicine from Pfizer.

by Kamisama June 3, 2005

pfizer

The company that makes viagra

I phoned pfizer to see if I could buy some viagra

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Pfizer Smile

A Pfizer Smile is a crooked smile or half smile. People who have Bell's Palsy or suffered a stroke often get paralyzed on half of there body or face and as a result can't smile completely. Whether people smile like this because they're half smiling or had a stroke or lime disease or have Bells Palsy it really doesn't matter, you just attribute it all to the Pfizer jab as a crude joke to the side affects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccines.

That guy Seth is really cute but what's up with the Pfizer Smile?

Yeah, he has Lime disease and it's affected the right side of his face.

by utardedcunt June 16, 2022

Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.

"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse after thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."

by AbeLopezAuthor November 24, 2021

Prize Chode

The biggest chode in the world. He sleeps in a pit, full of chicken (sometimes chodeburgers), as his dad is the colonel. The pit must be a funnel as can only eat downwards and not up. And is perfectly timed so that he falls down through the bottom of the funnel, when it is time for breakfast. He has a chicken dispenser on his mobile phone.

"Oh my god, Seymour is the biggest chode there is. What a gyspy chode."

"I personally feel he would be described as a prize chode"

"Well, he is pretty peng to be honest"

by Anuraag June 4, 2008

push prize

noun:
a gift for a mother-to-be, usually jewelry. ("Push" refers to labor)
(variant: "pushing prize")

I spent more on the wife's push prize than I did on her engagement ring.

by Faiella December 7, 2007