pisstering

a combination of pissing some one off and pestering them at the same time.

if those kids come over to my house, they will be pisstering me off all day.

by bddss August 21, 2009

Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition

MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker

by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020

kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!

example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*

by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008

postering

Generally defined only as a noun, "to poster" is the act of taking a flyer or poster and attaching it to a surface with tacks , tape, magnets, staples or other methods.

DANG YA'LL ! Can you believe Fritz has been postering Austin Texas for over 20 years?

by Motorblade October 25, 2009

Pesting

To annoy someone by making the same request repeatedly.

The contractor was pesting us for an assignment. He called our office 3 times today.
My sister is pesting me to play games with her.

by TerminallyRory February 23, 2017

jestering

1) kidding sum1
2) disbelief

aw come on, you're jestering me

by botaf November 11, 2003

petering

To have a conversation with sombody and then throw up half way through and then continue with the conversation.

Peter was petering whilst telling me a story about a man named jesus

by inverted_guy January 20, 2006