Pesedist

Thief, liar, the defitition of corruption.

Pesedistule! Try not to be pesedist! Futu-te-n gura de pesedist! Muie PSD!

by Cvasimodo November 28, 2019

pesket

Retardedly obese or autistic

bitch ass pesket

by not a pesket November 14, 2021

gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

by KWB March 14, 2005

listed peek

unreactable peek

SHEESH that kid just listed peek'd

by cringefucker June 3, 2021

Gentleman's Peek

A customary act performed at the urinal where one gentleman "peeks" over the partition to have a look at the other man's genitals. In no way is this a gay, just a nice gentleman's gesture to acknowledge a fellow man's package.

Matt: "Dude did you just look at my dick, your so gay."

Randy: "Relax man it was just a gentleman's peek."

Matt:"Oh...ok, no worries."

by Britten440 August 27, 2010

Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.

guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!

by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009

Peeking in the closet

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.

I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!

by InventiveAt8AM July 18, 2009