A show on Nick Jr that is detrimental to people’s
intelligence. Peppa is a 4 year old pig who is somehow 7”1 which is abnormally weird and unusual. Her brother George is sometimes annoying, but is
understandable to feel bad for because he has to have such a horrible older sister. Their mother is fine but their father can somehow snort so loud that even the people in the capital of Mongolia can somehow hear.
BEWARE: If you cannot stand annoying brats, it is highly
recommended you do not watch this show.
Amigo 1: Ay, did you ever watch Peppa Pig?
Amigo 2: I didn’t want to, but since my
little brother likes
the show, I think I’m going to slowly die from cringe within
the next 0.0000001 nanoseconds.