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Peppa Pig 

A show on Nick Jr that is detrimental to people’s intelligence. Peppa is a 4 year old pig who is somehow 7”1 which is abnormally weird and unusual. Her brother George is sometimes annoying, but is understandable to feel bad for because he has to have such a horrible older sister. Their mother is fine but their father can somehow snort so loud that even the people in the capital of Mongolia can somehow hear.

BEWARE: If you cannot stand annoying brats, it is highly recommended you do not watch this show.
Amigo 1: Ay, did you ever watch Peppa Pig?
Amigo 2: I didn’t want to, but since my little brother likes the show, I think I’m going to slowly die from cringe within the next 0.0000001 nanoseconds.

Peppa Pig 

The infamous WWII death factory. Jump in and experience the horror for yourself
I have PTSD of the Peppa Pig.
Peppa Pig by dannydecheeto September 17, 2019

Peppa Pig 

A LITERAL QUEEN!!!!!!

She is the queen of tik tok and everyone loves her and her sweet British accent and her out of no where oinks
Oh yes, and she can’t whistle
Peppaaaaaaa what are you doing in the urban dictionaryyyyyyyyy
Peppa pig is a goddess and should be respected at all times by everybody
Peppa Pig by Bonskeeskee September 29, 2019

Peppa Pig 

Get out of your rock and watch Nickelodeon.
Person 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Person 2: Peppa Pig.
Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: Go to the urban dictionary.
Peppa Pig by MommypigSnortSnort October 4, 2019

Peppa pig 

I had Peppa pig with eggs for breakfast
Peppa pig by Haha I’m funny November 5, 2019

Peppa pig 

A cocky ass bitch who thinks she owns the place and is a right bitch to her mates. Year 9s are a bit like peppa but nobody cares because peppa is goals
Ffs mate your proper like peppa pig innit fam bare jks
Peppa pig by Human 392827373619 October 15, 2019