peanut

n. a tie that has been tugged downwards until the knot is roughly equivalent in size to a peanut.
v. to administer a peanut. A common and popular act of schoolboys.

"John just gave Sam a major peanut!"

by Dashane September 22, 2005

Peanut

the result on pulling on a persons tie ( very tight knot)

*Jerry walks over to steve*

Jerry: PEANUT!!!

*Jerry pulls very very hard on either bits of tie til there be a tight knot at the top

by Brianetta December 5, 2006

peanut

the world's best girlfriend. The most beautiful girl in the world who's really smart, funny, and really sexy!! I love her!

Everything that I've ever wanted comes from my peanut. I'm so lucky to have my peanut!

by Jellybean March 15, 2005

peanut

The act of ejaculating and urinating in a woman at the same time.

She was so ready to go, I didn't even piss before we started f*cking; wonder if she could tell I peanutted in her.

by AnXS July 20, 2009

peanut

the tytest girl at hse

peanut is so tyte to hang out with

by peanut March 3, 2004

peanut

a piece of shit faggot who should kill himself

Mike: Hey Peanut guess what?
Peanut: what?
Mike: kill yourself

by Ares708 June 8, 2016

Peanuts

1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.

2: A comic strip.

3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.

1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.

2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.

3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.

by СукаБлять May 28, 2015