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Pastor Larry L. Booker

The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.

He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
"While our ushers are coming to sing..."

"What, are you going sky diving or something?"

"Have mercy!"

"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."

From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker
by Won'tTakeNOForanANSWER October 16, 2008
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The pastor says I’m good

person 1: “The pastor says I’m good

person 2: Lmao mccafferty

Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall

ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this
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Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.
-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them
by Cripty February 1, 2018
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Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
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PASTOR ZAMEER

When you have 300 sisters and you offer "ANTERTAINMENT" with the Queen then you are doing a Pastor Zameer .
This act involves letting go completely, all human attributes and shamelessly begging for money.
This guy thinks he can fool us by doing a 'Pastor Zameer' . We are not that naive.
by Kaal Nemi November 24, 2022
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Checkmate Pastor Lee

1. "Showtime everybody."
2. Phrase to alarm or ask people carrying out cringe acts "what the fuck are you doing bwuh?"
3. Phrase invented after that guy who is notorious for being helium loud
Zer0ChiLLs: stalling and stalling and stalling

Opponent be like... Checkmate Pastor Lee. Why the fuck do you have to be a karen? Galit ka ba Ruthless Allen?

Zer0ChiLLs: "You are dogshit trash. Fuck you. Fuck you. Lucky ass piece of shit. I reported you for cheating you fucking bitch. Clown. Horrible connection over here. Shut the fuck up you little fucking douche. Faggot. I reported you to Pastor Lee you stupid cock. He will destroy your ass with his helium voice powers."
Opponent: "Whatever you suck"
by swisscheese222 November 12, 2022
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Pastor

A delusional cosplaying ni@@a who evokes delusions upon other individuals
Pastor always has something to say, he needs to worry about the First Lady and her personal trainer. T
by Feliz4life March 27, 2023
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