Louis Patridgeisbeetifull is super sezy and has brown wavy hair. Periodt.
Thank you for being alive.
Thank you for being alive.
by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021
Get the Louis partridgeis beetiful mug.A porridgeotamus is a man beast borne of nature that will devour any visible food source in its path, regardless of constitution, flavour, taste or ownership.
Man: Hey, did you see my raw totellini
Other man: Yeah, but it was devoured by that wild Porridgeotamus over there
Other man: Yeah, but it was devoured by that wild Porridgeotamus over there
by bigfras August 25, 2009
Get the Porridgeotamus mug.Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!
Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.
Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.
by CPalilnuem February 16, 2012
Get the Porridge Pistol mug.A Jamestown porridge is the act of vomiting into a womans ass, adding kraft dinner mix, inserting your penis and jizzing profusesly. The sloppy contents of this anal soup should have an anema effect, causing her to shit uncontrollably. You and your damsel then invite some of your friends over, for a nice steamy lunch.
"Mmm, lawdy. I sure could go for some Jamestown porridge right about now you guise."
"Jamestown porridge again!?! but MOOOOOOOOM.."
"Jamestown porridge again!?! but MOOOOOOOOM.."
by TheBigfilthy April 29, 2009
Get the Jamestown Porridge mug.A porridge cannon is where you spread your cheeks while bending over to spray faeces at people for fun. for best results eat lots of dogdy food on a seedy sunday
Jerrome was always hogging the toilet so i kicked the door in and blasted him with my porridge cannon.
Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up
I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day
Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up
I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day
by F-Bang August 24, 2009
Get the Porridge cannon mug.When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.
Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise
by Dickmax March 29, 2011
Get the Porridge Pot Surprise mug.I was with this girl last night and she said, "I wanna blow it before you stick it in; like a Nintendo cartridge."
by WillDaBeast1387 April 30, 2014
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