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Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.
Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons
by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019
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chelsey parsons

crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.
chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons
by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017
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alex parsons

awsome dude with a big ego and dick
by cianisafag March 7, 2018
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George Parsons

Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility
Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo
by 👍🏻 October 5, 2016
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Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons

Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
by JEPJEP November 7, 2020
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Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who’s that super cute guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!

Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons
by JEPJEP November 7, 2020
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Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind
Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king
by user683299320 November 5, 2023
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