Parkinson’s law

Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.

When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!

by Bezos said so April 29, 2021

Parkinson's penis

When a penis can't stop vibrating

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"

by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021

Parkinson's Fade

When you get a haircut, preferably a skin fade which could only be described as a barber with parkinson's haircut commonly found on James mc manus

Look at that civil cub with the parkinson's fade

by Trapezium head May 29, 2022

chris parkinson

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars

That guy is a total Chris Parkinson

by Thetruthsayer1982 January 7, 2018

Chase parkinson

Always spoils the joke, ruins everything, and has a small dick. I mean theirs a reason why he doesn’t get girls. If I had a way to describe him it would be nazi cause he is obsessed with hitler and is a cardinals bandwagon.

You fucking chase parkinson, you will never go to college.

by Brett Schartner November 27, 2021