An academic parasite is a person who feeds on your intellect regarding a particular subject, usually before an exam or a paper is due.
by antibloodsucker November 1, 2010
Get the Academic Parasitemug. An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
Get the Water Parasitemug. A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014
Get the Social Parasitemug. A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.
by I_Define_Words69 May 6, 2014
Get the Haggy Parasitemug. The newest insult on the block
The fundmental definition of this insult is you basically being a pop style parasite when you warn someone about something wrong you did and repeatedly keep doing it
The fundmental definition of this insult is you basically being a pop style parasite when you warn someone about something wrong you did and repeatedly keep doing it
Person 1 (the suspect): "Hey!!! Please iam here for HU and i dont know who are and idk really...u so shut up and stop dont bother me, if want let go banned me pop style parasite....u said that u "put my ass on jail before "oh nice word go make it again.....go to the school first and learn try with ppl....get off the cloud."
Person 2(the moderator): "Popstyle parasite??!! whats that?"
Person 2(the moderator): "Popstyle parasite??!! whats that?"
by BestAtInglish03 March 5, 2021
Get the Popstyle Parasitemug. by Waste Management January 26, 2021
Get the Sr parasiticmug. A person or group that attaches itself to a fandom it doesn't know or appreciate, only to fight for it to be fundamentally altered beyond sustainability. They live to kill popular components of culture such as books, films, games, and comics.
by Stu Donem May 24, 2020
Get the cultural parasitemug.