plastic pantamime

A location frequented by media monkeys and junket junkies. If one is invited, it is recomended to throw the invites away.

The media monkeys and the junket junkies will invite you to the plastic pantamime; throw their invites away.

by U2yams January 17, 2008

pull a Panama

Causing your own boat (or yacht) to blow up for the sole purpose of distracting two hostile boats that are chasing you. This is done by lighting a cigar, cutting a small hole in one of the boat engine's fuel hoses, placing the lit cigar between the cut fuel hose and the wall, turning the boat 180 degrees heading toward the hostile boats, tying a rope around the steering wheel to ensure the boat's intended path toward the boats, and jumping off before your own boat explodes, thus, performing a Panama.

Al: "What do you think Dirk?" Dirk: "Uh, I think we need to pull a Panama!" Al: "A Panama...A Panama?!" Sandecker: "Panama?" Rudi: "What's a Panama?" Al: "Navy thing." Rudi: "I didn't know you were in Panama." Al: "We weren't, we were in Nicaragua." Rudi: "So, why do you call it a Panama?" Al: "We thought we were in Panama!"

by Battle Squirrel March 16, 2018

iambic pentameter

A conspiracy theory that gives English teachers a job.

Principal: You're fired.

Teacher: What for?

Principal: You don't teach anything.

Teacher: Yes I do. I'm currently teaching... I...am...err... Iambic pentameter.

Principal: Iambic what?

Teacher: It's a complex literary device. It's really important.

Principal: Oh, well then you'd better keep your job.

by Failliam Suckspeare April 22, 2010

Panama City Beach

One of the cheapest ways to leave your hometown to get laid and party. Many Georgians, especially from suburban areas, go there for Spring Break. A whole week there.. they party, get laid, and hit up local night clubs. Once back in lame ass GA, they tell all their friends the raunchy sex scandal they had monday night.

This spring break i'm hittin up Panama City Beach. Basically just to get away. Oh, and drunk and get laid err' day. Amen.

by JBAWLS May 29, 2008

Pantagonist

A character in a story that causes conflict by not wearing pants.

The pantagonist of the book was continually flashing key characters, causing a severe shift in the plot!

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 1, 2010

Panama

The act of listening to the song "Panama" by Van Halen with two opened beers held high over one's head and, at the moment that the song reaches the point at which the word "Panama" is first sung, tipping back one's head, opening one's mouth, and smashing said beers against each other and catching what liquid one can in one's mouth.

Why are there beer stains all over your ceiling?
We all did a panama in here, it was intense.

by Zahm House December 10, 2010

femme pantalon

What you call a guy who is wearing trousers that look like they were bought in topshop, This term was made in france so we decided to call him woman trousers in french, can be shortened to femme

Hey Femme Pantalon
What?

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005