sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

panda hug

A type hug that expresses more affection than a hug and sounds cuter than saying hug.

The panda girl gave him a panda hug.

by Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew November 5, 2009

Pancaking

A sexual act in which a pancake is wiped across the person’s ass hole and then slapped against their titties until one or both partners comes.

Dory and Drew admitted to pancaking Keith.

by PearlRachinsky February 7, 2021

panda chaser

A person, often a Caucasian male, who sexually objectifies/fetishizes Asians.

Person A: How come Jesse Lund only dates Asian girls?
Person B: Duh, he's totally a panda chaser.

by AntiPandaChaser May 25, 2010

pandah

The yin and yang. Balance between good and evil. He not a bad guy but he also not a good guy. He's a mutherfuka G. Big Buisness Man. He got love for all his female companion. He truly loves them all.

Yo that's pandah bruh. a panda? Nah , Pandah, bear ass mofo? Nah pandah are cool!

by G-Kills September 29, 2020

spooky pancakes

A haunted breakfast from the great beyond. Often menacing nature, especially when served with sinister syrup, diabolical whipped cream, demented chocolate chips, and malevolent melted butter. These flapjacks are coming for you when the sun goes down.

Dude those were some seriously spooky pancakes, I've never been so terrified at breakfast!

by letithappen88 December 31, 2016

Silly pancakes

Silly pancakes is pancake that makes you silly because the pancakes are of course silly pancakes 🥞

Silly pancakes make jump around because they are silly pancakes bahahaha!

by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019