Burnt Pastry

The act of cupping your hand,sticking it down your pants covering your ass hole and farting into it then closing your hand and enjoying your sent

yo man you wanna sniff my Burnt Pastry?

by paulybee April 25, 2011

clunge pastry

The sticky, gelatin substance that remains around female genitalia after sexual intercourse. What was once simply clunge juice turns into clunge pastry by a process similar to the way iron rusts: oxidisation.

It is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.

Warning: clunge pastry sticks in your pubes.

Bill: How was Cecilia last night?
Ted: The sex was good, snuggling wasn't bad, but I'm still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets - take a look <shows Bill>
Bill: Dude that's fucking disgusting!!
Ted: Dude!! I know!!

Leonardo da Vinci: Iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant... even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the penis

by tysoncbeckford December 23, 2009

Patrycia

A smart,beautiful,determined,athletic girl.She is nice to everyone and likes helping people.

Boy:Patrycia got ANOTHER A+ today!
Boy 2:Of Course,she helped me with my homework today!
Boy:Did you see that 3-pointer she made yesterday?
Boy2:Yeah!She's amazing!

by XxAwesomexFacexX March 28, 2011

pussy pastry

Filling a pussy with fresh whiped creme and then eating it out.

Wow, i am so hungry, i could go for a pussy pastry.

by silt daddy May 27, 2006

paltridge

A pirate that dates dwarfs with bad teeth, screams "Yargh!" uncontrollably

Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story

by yea212 June 14, 2005

Paltrowgasm

The feeling of sexual satisfaction had from viewing Gwyneth Paltrow in a movie.

After watching Iron Man I had a major Paltrowgasm.

by Alan Wexelblat May 25, 2008

pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"

by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012