palm pilot

the nickname of someone who just hit puberty, and now spends all of their time masturbating

ever since he turned 13, he has been a real palm pilot

by Phade March 03, 2003

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015

Palm Rocket

Euphmism for a hand job.

She gave me a great Palm Rocket in the woods.

by SnakeDoc August 04, 2014

palm bomb

when you fart into your cupped and and release the toxic fumes into someones face and eyes. works particularly well with 'SBDs' (silent but deadly)

*warning* may cause gagging, burning and tearing of the eyes, similar to the effects of tear gas. is also flammable.

I palm bombed Josh in class, and he fell to the floor coughing in gagging.

The palm bomb i gave my brother was so bad he couldnt see for a week.

by Kenan January 26, 2003

Palm coast

A small town home of the redlight scam camaras built in the 70s full of old farts an scams

Just got back from palm coast got my polydent an got scamed

by Helpless February 08, 2013

Gypsy Palm

The act of stealing from someone without them knowing by covertly taking their shit and walking away.

The bitch I was grinding with last night at the club tried to gypsy palm my wallet unsuccessfully.

by Marko V February 10, 2007

Pulled a Palm

to make plans to game but disappear on the agreed upon time.

Hey you wanna play Red Dead Online?
-Yeah sure meet you on at 4pm
*4pm*
Dude where are you?
.....
*8pm*
You ass you pulled a palm on me!

by IronStorm September 15, 2019