Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010

Pactards

Fans of Manny Pacquiao who are uninformed and know absolutely nothing about the sport of boxing except anything related to Manny Pacquiao or when Floyd Mayweather will fight him.

On December 8th 2012, I was watching the Pacquiao-Marquez PPV card in a sports bar down in my city and while one of the undercard fights was going on between Yuriorkis Gamboa and Michael Farenas (a Manny Pacquiao look-a-like), a group of Pactards shrieked out of nowhere when they saw a cut on his face yelling "oh no manny" not aware that it wasn't Manny Pacquiao who was fighting at the moment.

by pimpgoz January 11, 2013

Juggalo Care Packages

Packages of nothing. Juggalos don't give a fuck about anything except "neden" and the "wicked shit" so why would they make care packages? duh!

Soldier: "Yo dawgs check out my Juggalo Care Packages! Hey what the fuck? It's an empty box! Man fuck ICP I'm gonna cap they ass!"

by Juggakilla69 February 24, 2010

whole package

person possessing excellent qualities

Surber is one bad mamma jamma he is the whole package.

by Teaspoon August 28, 2006

pacmanned

"To pacman" means to repeatedly do a stupid thing while professing to understand its stupidity.

For example: Dude pacmanned himself when he kept going to strip clubs with his gun-toting friends even after it cost him millions of dollars.

by John Wilkerson December 30, 2008

packardized

Publically immobilizing a punk-ass bitch who should have never dared to cross your path in the first place.

After Tom shot his fool mouth off, I totally packardized his ass in front of his crew

by Ratmaster Bob February 25, 2017

lady package

A woman's genitalia visible through tight clothing, especially when its bulge resembles that of a penis.

You can see her lady package when she wears those tight yoga pants.

by Ladypackagelover July 8, 2009