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Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.
Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"
by EveryDay OlyGirl February 18, 2009
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Bench pressing

To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.
"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"
by meatloafed January 10, 2010
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pressing down on the button

Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.
The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.
by scudhero April 30, 2014
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Pressing Ham

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.
"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"
by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012
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pressing glass

Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.
The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!
by Kahliki76 March 15, 2015
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pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs
I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.
by Dr Mo November 24, 2009
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French Pressing

A yet unknown sexual practice coined by Kevin Pereira of Attack of the Show fame that somehow involves coffee.
Kevin: Why do they sell coffee at the Hustler store?
Olivia: You don't wanna know, it ain't for drinkin'...
Kevin: I get it.
Olivia: ... What's it for, then?
Kevin: French Pressing? Could be a move, I dunno, Urban Dictionary it. I'll add it tonight.
Too slow, motherfucker.
by ToriRose February 8, 2010
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