posh wank

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, to posh to clean up after yourself!

He was having a posh wank.

by Flaps March 4, 2003

Posh nosh

Good quality food either bought or eaten in an expensive restaurant.

"It's our wedding anniversary so we're going out for some posh nosh at ....".

by Segilla November 11, 2006

posh douche

a well-dressed douche bag

Todd is a posh douche

by Will Craig 2 December 22, 2008

posh cunt

sum 1 who is really rich and spends all of there time telling people about it.

you little posh cunt

by aaa October 24, 2003

Posh One

The act in which a boy has a posh wank (wanking with a condom on)

Leon: What you at when you get home mate?

Danny: Dunno mate, probs gonna go have a posh one

by Dyaaar December 12, 2009

Posh Gran

When an elderly woman gives somebody oral sex without her false teeth in.

Oh my God I got the best Posh Gran from Thora Hird last night!

by The Posh Gran December 17, 2011

Posh play

A female fiddling with her fanny while wearing a latex glove!

The same as a mans posh wank!

Dom: so what did you do last night?

Me: had a cheeky fiddle with me fanny even did a bit of posh play...

by Kittyjulia877 February 23, 2018