Pooned

To be unable to be away from the vagina of a significant other for longer than 15 minutes at a time
AKA P-whipped

She's got Kevin so pooned...it's sick.

He couldn't go on the fishing trip because he came down with a bad case of being pooned

by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

Mama Poon Poon

A Mockery of Jamaican Slang

Your Mamas Poonani in short form

Shyheim

STFU you Mama Poon Poon

by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

poons

Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:

v. I'm gonna poons it tonight with Kathryn

n. Where the poons at?

by nuglifee April 16, 2010

poon

1) An indian tree.
2) A vagina.
3) A wimp.
4) A homie or homedog.

1) That tree is a poon
2) I love a bit of poon.
3) just do it, don't be such a poon.
4) Yo, my main poon, someone been dissin our bitches? PIMPIN!

by Tom Browne May 26, 2005

Poon

An Indian brotha. In reference to Punjab, the Pun becomes Poon.

"Hey poon, get over here!"

by Anonymous March 8, 2005

Poon

An alternative way of spelling or saying 'pwn.'

"Joe said he was good at Counter-Strike, but I totally pooned him!"

by Pred January 2, 2009

poon

1.A vietmanese man who pushes little girls off their bikes and smells the seats
2.Ashley Watson

1.Ashley pushed that little girl off her bike, smelled the seat therefore, she is a poon.
2.The dirty poon stole my bicycle seat.

by Mady June 7, 2004