Erick Pons

the most amazing guy you will ever meet:). he is so smart, sweet, funny and BEAUTIFUL <3. you will never meet anyone like him. he has so many talents, i love him.

i love Erick Pons!!!!

by ERICK FOREVER<3333333333 October 27, 2011

happ'd 'pon

Contraction for "happened upon"

I was surfing Urban Dictionary in an attempt to improve my street slang when I happ'd 'pon this little gem: <insert favorite slang def here>.

by sgtmom April 8, 2006

Q-pon

East coast pronunciation for a piece of paper that gives you money off a product you're buying

coupon used a q-pon at the store today

by madlove10 February 16, 2010

Bird pon

Placing a small bird such as a sparrow into the vagina to dam up menstrual flow in lieu of a tampon.

Honey Boo Boo, gimme that dead sparrow off the porch. Mama's staining the carpet in the hallway again. It's time to make her a bird pon

by DrSpuD January 14, 2018

Tail-pon

A makeshift tampon traditionally constructed of cotton balls wrapped in a paper towel. Tail-pons are used as regular tampons but were classically used to stop anal seepage hence the name, tail-pon.

The foreign fluid dripping from Danny's butt was quickly seized by a well crafted tail-pon.

by AndrewFraz February 24, 2011

Pon truth

Wanting the very truth of a situation or statement

“I hope he is tell the pon truth”

by Ethan Phillips July 16, 2021

Man pon

When an enormously large turd comes out of your asshole and rips your butthole to shreds. Your butthole starts to bleed. To stop and absorb the bleeding you then shove toliet paper up your now torn ass.

"I have the worst man pon ever after I ate at Denny's." said Damian.

by Foodtown January 18, 2005