Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

Pollinated

The act of having sex with a woman for the express purpose of getting her pregnant; Impregnating a woman

I hear James pollinated that chick from accounting last night

by sillyjester December 22, 2014

pollen tsunami

Commonly confused with a pollen tropic storm. This refers to the amount of pollen needed to cover your deck or car.

"Damn, even though our deck is such a disgusting baby puke green color it's even more gross with this pollen tsunami on it..."

by etip May 15, 2015

pollen collector

When a girl sits on their partner's dick, and grind hard. When their partner is about to cum, they jump off and cum into their partner's face.

Kelly finished the pollen collector, and Adrian was angry until he tasted her.

by achlysxi June 6, 2016

polleina

A pabroski, who is obsessed with her dog and is never at school becuase she’s just that cool. She likes to say things like I am the Banana king and what are you doing you eeegggyyyppptt

Hey did you see polleina, dang she’s cool

by Ch!123 December 4, 2017

Pollen Fever

A feeling that is close to being sick, that happens during spring. Kelly is a hoe

I has pollen fever fam

by xXFamSquadXx March 14, 2018