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Plymouth Rock Day

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"
Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again
by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015
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Plymouthed Sun

A phenomenon common in coastal regions where a pattern of cloud building just inland with clear skies out to sea can divide a major city in two for hours, with one half in constant sunshine and one half in constant shade. First noticed in Plymouth.

Can also refer to fog related microclimates where the coast of, say LA may be under chilly thick fog but a few blocks inland basks in warm sunshine.
Lets walk down the coast a bit first. Its Plymouthed Sun around here!
by mids99 March 29, 2010
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known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby
by big fat tubby March 3, 2024
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PLYMOUTH

Plymouth is a small town in North Carolina with future no-goods. The girls get pregnant at an early age and flex their herpes. The boys get the girls pregnant at an young age and pretend to be gang bangers. Infact NONE of them will be making it out the hood.
Person 1: I'm thinking about moving to Plymouth North Carolina
Person 2: 1/10 wouldn't recommend
by ibroketheweightscale May 23, 2022
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Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.
“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”

“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”

“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
by But Sects March 24, 2024
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plymouth breeze

It's like a 4 cylinder on its last limp. The damn thing squeaks on every turn and the engine is no more practical than a lawn mower. It's like overworked and hot by the time you get to the grocery store. I maintain it properly and it's just junk. It makes me hate how America sold stuff like this. Not only that, but this crap car has been made under three different names, such as the dodge stratus and Chrysler cirrus. Pretty much Every 4 cylinder in another country is ten times better and more trustworthy. Me and my buddy call it a drymouth cheese.
"It's like an upgrade from the Neon" when the dumb blonde bought a junky white 1998 Plymouth breeze.
by Porsche 924s October 6, 2013
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Plymouth Christian Academy

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
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