The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
by But Sects November 22, 2023
The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.
“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”
“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”
“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”
“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
by But Sects March 24, 2024
Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"
by robertisafaggot February 09, 2015
It's like a 4 cylinder on its last limp. The damn thing squeaks on every turn and the engine is no more practical than a lawn mower. It's like overworked and hot by the time you get to the grocery store. I maintain it properly and it's just junk. It makes me hate how America sold stuff like this. Not only that, but this crap car has been made under three different names, such as the dodge stratus and Chrysler cirrus. Pretty much Every 4 cylinder in another country is ten times better and more trustworthy. Me and my buddy call it a drymouth cheese.
"It's like an upgrade from the Neon" when the dumb blonde bought a junky white 1998 Plymouth breeze.
by Porsche 924s October 06, 2013
A phenomenon common in coastal regions where a pattern of cloud building just inland with clear skies out to sea can divide a major city in two for hours, with one half in constant sunshine and one half in constant shade. First noticed in Plymouth.
Can also refer to fog related microclimates where the coast of, say LA may be under chilly thick fog but a few blocks inland basks in warm sunshine.
Can also refer to fog related microclimates where the coast of, say LA may be under chilly thick fog but a few blocks inland basks in warm sunshine.
by mids99 March 14, 2010
Plymouth middle school is a horrible place to send your children. Most of the teachers breaths smell like coffee and cigarettes (with the exception of a few) The water tastes like blood and we aren’t even allowed to use the locker rooms. It stinks and so does almost everyone there
by popeyesandwhich November 24, 2019
Immediately after you pour gravy down your girl or guy’s throat, smack the back of his or her head and make it come out his/her nose. See Angry Dragon but with gravy.
by Velvet Phoenix December 26, 2018