The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
by But Sects November 22, 2023
The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.
“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”
“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”
“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”
“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
by But Sects March 24, 2024
Immediately after you pour gravy down your girl or guy’s throat, smack the back of his or her head and make it come out his/her nose. See Angry Dragon but with gravy.
by Velvet Phoenix December 26, 2018
known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
by big fat tubby March 03, 2024
Plymouth is a small town in North Carolina with future no-goods. The girls get pregnant at an early age and flex their herpes. The boys get the girls pregnant at an young age and pretend to be gang bangers. Infact NONE of them will be making it out the hood.
by ibroketheweightscale May 24, 2022
A fat pubic forehead who thinks he's fresh because he owns a pair of nike's; Has a head the size of a piano and instant messages people 76986750795687 a day, so don't give him ur screen name.. Has timber legs and a jew fro'd flat top..
wow don't be sucH a plymouth neck, FICUS!!!!!
hOW IT FEEL TO WAKE UP AND BE NEXT TO A PLYMOUTH NECK.
IM GONNA TAKE UR FICUS MONEY, PLYMOUTH
hOW IT FEEL TO WAKE UP AND BE NEXT TO A PLYMOUTH NECK.
IM GONNA TAKE UR FICUS MONEY, PLYMOUTH
by phalidamite April 04, 2009
Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"
by robertisafaggot February 09, 2015