pissed as shit

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.

"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009

Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

by opfawcett August 24, 2015

Pissed Off Video Gamer

An obscure AVGN rip-off that appeared around 2009 who is believed to be russian, although he claims to be Jewish. He is well known for having a thick accent, being morbidly obese, calling the Nintendo GameCube "ShitCube", saying that GameCube discs look like fucking chocolate chip cookies, not being able to take criticism, having long awkward pauses in his reviews and obviously ripping off the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Guy1: The Irate Gamer is the worst.
Guy2: Really? Well, he's god compared to the Pissed Off Video Gamer.

by Clipo June 17, 2020

pissed

Annoyed and angered.

Drunk off your ass.

Fuck you, now I'm pissed.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm gettin a bit pissed. *thud*

by PaulWall July 26, 2003

Pissed minnda

(n.) (Australian slang) /pist min duh/ A drunk individual; an inebriated person.
In other words, a shit-faced dickhead.

'Get off the road, you bloody pissed minnda!'

by HellsBelS August 21, 2006

Pissedivity

degree or level which one is pissed

It is wrong to commit homicide no matter what level of pissedivity you have reached.

by Maddison Knox March 30, 2009

pissedoffallthetimeus

The worst species of girl friend.

This is the worst type of girl friend- the pissedoffallthetimeus.
Or more simply, my girlfriend. pissedoffallthetimeus

by pissedoffallthetimeus February 1, 2013