Petey Pablos

Petey Pablos is a cocktail primarily consisting of jalapeño, grapefruit, lime, and tequilla. Developed during the American Prohibition Era in Greenville, Kentucky. This cocktail became popular in Muhlenburg County due to the abundance of grapefruits, lime trees, and access to an abundance of silver tequila. The discovery of the naturally occurring veins of 100% blue agave while mining the otherwise useless bituminous coal in northern hills of Muhlenburg County resulted in an ecomonic boom for this region of western Kentucky.

These Petey Pablos straight smack, yo.

Petey Pablos are the taste of Muhlenburg County.

Lets Petey Pablos this golf course.

by Ninja Stars July 20, 2025

Petey Caro

a horrible new sexual act able to be performed only by skinny mexican gays from san diego ca. involving rough anal penetrations with mexican snacks, like chili lollipops or spicy peanuts tied together with a string and then inserted rectally. Very disgusting, but apparently trendy in the La Mesa area.

"Man, those Petey Caro's left my asshole on fire!Delicious!

by samdaman November 22, 2004

petey

a code name for people you hate who happen to have dicks. originated from two sisters talking in a pool about said hated person and called him PD which ended up sounding like the name, “petey”.

PD stood for pencil dick. The code name stand for pencil dick and you don’t get in trouble for it if you do it in front of your high school english teacher!

Girl 1: hey did you see what petey did?
Girl 2: yeah petey’s so fucking embarrassing..

by highbythe505 October 15, 2021

Petey

Jerking off into a tank of a toilet after it's been upper decked

I can't want to get to Chris' new house and petey in his bathroom

by Hazmat1121 August 15, 2025

Petey Ring

If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.

Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.

by xPeteyx December 18, 2008