Only the best NHL team in the salary cap era. They have one 3 cups from 2009-2017 and in total have 5 Stanley cup championships and have won back to back TWICE. They have captain Sidney Crosby and assistant Evgeni Malkin.
by nhlluver June 12, 2018
Get the Pittsburgh Penguins mug.the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats
Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol
Mig Back: because he is too gay
Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.
Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol
Mig Back: because he is too gay
Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.
Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro
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Get the Plastic Penguins mug.Fat Penguins is a phrase commonly used in the Grimsby area of England. The phrase is used generally as a conversation filler, to be blurted out when no one is saying anything.
Is sometimes followed by the people around the speaker all looking around in curiosity, in a satyrical attempt to spot the aforementioned Fat Penguins.
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Is sometimes followed by the people around the speaker all looking around in curiosity, in a satyrical attempt to spot the aforementioned Fat Penguins.
Although it is generally met with a positive reaction, if overused the phrase will lose its novelty. Use with Caution.
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