Path of Exile

A waaaaaaaaaaay better use of time than Rust

Path of Exile (PoE) is better than Rust in every way.

by Rust is a poor use of time. June 9, 2018

Path Skating

When snow freezes on a path, turning it into an ice-rink, allowing you to glide along instead of walk.

The snow had been down for three days, so Matt decided to engage in a spot of path skating.

by Masterfull_1992 December 21, 2009

Stalker-path

One who is a crazy ass stalker and psychopath.

"Bro, you should totally hit your ex up."
"Wtf is wrong with you bro?! You know nicole is a stalker-path!"

by Slows August 9, 2016

Path Not Found

path not found means his place is gone or his place is taken

Uh Oh Path Not Found

by LittleZura August 17, 2022

path dick

When you go for a hike and you finally see another person on the trail. You smile and say "Hi" and they totally ignore you.

I ran into a bunch of path dicks while going up to Siffleur Falls.

by Lynx6 December 8, 2015

Garden path

Refer’s to a man’s ‘happy trail’ or lower belly hair. Especially on a teenage boy whose garden path is just beginning to grow.

*teenage boy takes his shirt off*

‘Look at that garden path you’re growing on your belly’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 20, 2018

path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.

"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."

by Eddy Richtofen October 9, 2014