by Biscuitandtheboys September 26, 2017
When you shove the decorative tip from a pastry bag up your ass so you can extrude decorative shit onto a cake or other surface. Any shape can be used (ie. round, star, ruffle, petals, etc) depending on your personal taste and style.
by The Hebrew National February 17, 2023
When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.
"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."
by WiJac01 September 12, 2017
When one’s cock ejects Lard in a woman’s vag thus making her shortcake look like a pastry packet full of man jizz
by Gooterboy69 January 18, 2022
by mandi November 28, 2003
Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.
Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'
Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'
by titan_po May 31, 2009
A sex act performed in the following manner:
1. Have sex with a condom on
2. Bust a nut inside the condom
3. Remove the condom
4. Bite a hole in the tip of the condom
5. Squeeze out the contents of the condom in a decorative pattern on your partner's face.
1. Have sex with a condom on
2. Bust a nut inside the condom
3. Remove the condom
4. Bite a hole in the tip of the condom
5. Squeeze out the contents of the condom in a decorative pattern on your partner's face.
by NasteeVag March 30, 2009