Paintball Noob

A person that's new to Paintball.

Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.

Hey do you see that guy over there?

Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.

Or

Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!

by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009

paintball sniper

a paintballer who everyone hates because he has selfcontrol and doesn't shoot everytime a leaf moves.

the paintball sniper showed complete control when he didn't shoot every moving object.

by driftwood666 May 3, 2006

paintball sniper

someone who uses the field's cover to shoot enemies from a hidden or advantageous spot

the sniper stayed low and took shots when he was sure of them.

by mike vais November 26, 2003

Paintball Squatter

A noob who only fires about 10 shots per game and spends the rest of the time hiding all the way in the back squatting under cover because he/she is too scared to get their ass lit up or too lazy to run away. Usually stays by the starting point of the game and has crappy stamina and aim.

Player 1: Dude did you see that squatter by our base?

Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.

Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters

by Paintball_rules May 19, 2010

Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker

Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing

by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009

paintball sniper

non existant person who thinks they can snipe out people with a paintball gun that cost alot more than it should have. a paintball gun will never be a sniper due to all the conditions that take effect into the way the ball travels and how accurate it is such as air moisture pressure going into the gun and temperature

dude did that paintball sniper shoot you?

whats a paintball sniper?

i have no idea i heard someone say it on the field so i thought id sound intelligent if i mentioned it.

by punx 4 lyfe July 5, 2006

paintball sniper

A mythlogical woodland creature that people actually belive they can become by hiding in the bushes with overpriced gear that looks like crap.

Bill:"That kid over there thinks hes a paintball sniper"

Joe:"Poor kid....."

by K shroom August 29, 2005