Cutest little petal

Erin is the cutest little petal by definition. From the way she giggles to the way she dribbles on your arm when she sleeps. She's the cutest little petal

Erin, is the cutest little petal

by 4n0nymous March 31, 2020

rose petaling

the act of licking the area around the rectum in small figure eights which then causes your partner to involuntarily shit in your mouth which you then proceed to spit the shit into her twat

Me and dog were rose petaling

by iliketofapallday November 16, 2009

A la Pitalé Skitalé Hindalé Sindalé

Used when you don't know how to speak Spanish and need a substitute. Can also be used as an exclamation when scared or when performing a magic trick. The words can be mixed around as the user sees fit.

My gardener was mowing my lawn. I threw a shoe at him and then he was all, "A la pitalé skitalé hindalé sindalé!" and I was like, "Whatever, dude, get back to work."

by Chavz July 21, 2007

Petal

An extremely sensitive person usually found on social media who spends their day getting offended about everything they see and reporting it to the site admin/moderation team.

He's such a delicate little petal that gets hurt so easily, every time he sees something he disagrees with he reports it as harassment to get it removed. Petals are like dictators they love censorship.

by 74hr8eu8r April 8, 2019

Petaling

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.

Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."

by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013

Petal

The word my mummy used to talk about my VAGINA when i was younger.

ME: mummy what's that?
MUMMY: it's your um... petal! it's your petal :)

by petalowner March 31, 2009

petal

an individual that would do anything for opium members that includes sexual activity and selling your soul

*ivy finds opium members*
*opium members are confused on who this is*
*ivy introduces herself as petal*
*all the opium members takes their dicks out slaps it across her face*

by glor2k business associate January 4, 2023