Oxygen Dodger

Some who wears a face mask when they don't need to.

"Look at that oxygen dodger in her car still wearing a face mask."

by Fry Ups October 23, 2020

Lacking oxygen

When the tea is too hot and shocking

A: “Gareth cheated on his wife and she actually caught him”
B: “OMG, I’m literally lacking oxygen”

by jjjzizak January 18, 2019

chatting oxygen

Talking absolute rubbish.

'you're chatting oxygen!'

by laurafurby March 23, 2008

Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015

Oxygen Vampire

A person that sucks up all the good oxygen without a brain that requires it.

That oxygen vampire just pulled away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in their car.

by Vladthelunchpailer August 22, 2022

Oxygen Waster

someone who laughs alot and takes huge breath after every interval of Haha's.

"On god bro, you are such an Oxygen Waster"

Friend : WHEEZE

by Daddymilo January 20, 2021

Oxygen Thief

Oxygen Thief. Term used to describe someone male or female, that is no good/worthless. Better off dead. The world is just better off without them. Their }breathing is considered theivary of oxygen from planet Earth.

It's a shame that worthless scumbag is still breathing, damn Oxygen Thief.

by Brainsick June 19, 2017