Good Onions

When one experiences a negative situation that causes tears, but it leads to a positive situation that causes tears of joy.

My divorce lead me to find the woman of my dreams... good onions!

by Eddie Skerry May 6, 2019

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I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

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I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022

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Green Onions

Parking Enforcement Officers employed by the city of Montreal are a sub-division of the Montreal police force, the Montreal SPVM (Service de police de la Ville de Montréal) where they are nicknamed "Green Onions" due to their formerly green uniforms.

Creton, who is of French origin, also had harsh words for the staff responsible for monitoring parking meters - green onions - which, according to him, sometimes appear "arrogant, vulgar and disgraceful. They are aggressive and strike without warning. He then adds that he regularly notices them (green onions), on Peel Street, waiting for the parking meters expire as to immediately impose fines on motorists.

by JoeBlo August 21, 2013

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hang onions

To accept an annoying or unpleasant situation because there is no alternative.

Have you ever been on a slow driving comfortable bus? They don't exist, because they'd never make the schedule, so hang onions like the rest of us

by Blaidd_Dwrg September 25, 2013

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jazz onions

The most dominant interjection known to man. Used when 'awesome' or 'cool' simply do not suffice.

Boy: wow, that movie was so great!

Girl: It was better than great, that movie was jazz onions!

Boy: Hella jazz onions!

by charred_ewok October 4, 2008

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hairy onions

A large hairy ball sack.

Can you imaging the size of Shaqs hairy onions.

by MJA April 21, 2006

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Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

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