tear one off

a) To rage incredibly hard.
b) To party with uncontrollable passion.

"Why didn't Evan come into work today?" said co-worker #1.

"He tore one off last night and ended up in jail." said co-worker #2.

by evanism January 27, 2005

snap one off

slang term for Masturbation

Every night before i sleep i lie in bed and snap one off. It's the best way to get to sleep.

by Willie85 May 23, 2008

rub one off

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

Snapping One Off

the act of male masturbation

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.

by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

Swift one off the wrist

To masturbate

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014

Tied one off

Got super drunk

Oh ya, we tied one off last night!!

by That wife November 11, 2015

fire one off the cuff

To masturbate (male)

My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.

by Absintheminded April 9, 2004