When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.
by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK March 8, 2011
Get the The Kieth Olberman Shuffle mug.The feeling of overwhelming bliss that a confirmed olbertard receives from listening to a prolonged rant by the astonishing Keith Olbermann of MSNBC Countdown.
A wonderful emotional reward for being a thoughtless, emotion-driven, left-wing stooge. A latter-day version of the Gorbasm of the late cold-war years.
A wonderful emotional reward for being a thoughtless, emotion-driven, left-wing stooge. A latter-day version of the Gorbasm of the late cold-war years.
Jocasta had full-blown olbergasm when she heard Keith Olbermann call the President a traitor last night.
by Meijin October 23, 2007
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A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"
"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"
"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."
"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."
by SCF November 6, 2009
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Get the Odger mug.OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)
Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?
Girl: SURE!
Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?
Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)
Girl: SURE!
Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?
Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)
by PIAFFE September 10, 2013
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2 Soft, wet and supple. like a woman's vagina.
3 Derogatory term specifically aimed toward a mentally weak male. To imply flaccid penis.
2 Soft, wet and supple. like a woman's vagina.
3 Derogatory term specifically aimed toward a mentally weak male. To imply flaccid penis.
No soon as I bust my nut, I went olvera.
If you get her drunk she'll let you finger pop her olvera.
Don't be scared of that obstacle everybody's going to accuse you of being an Olvera.
If you get her drunk she'll let you finger pop her olvera.
Don't be scared of that obstacle everybody's going to accuse you of being an Olvera.
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