Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.

Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!

by vert flacon June 26, 2006

Octopuss Garden

Coined by Ringo Star, it is a term used when there is an orgy with 8 pussies.

Ringo : "Hey George, These 8 ladies have been dreaming about fucking us."
George: "Well, lets do it then. Let's go under the sea to the Octopuss Garden."

by supermario15 July 13, 2012

octopuses

Many/ multiple octopus. Instead of how the posh dildos say it as octopi or octopie or how ever they say the word.

Ben said: hey, wanna go swimming?
Karen said: Yes, sure, i love octopuses
Ben:Yay, wanna be my gf

by TheRealAndOfficialSandwichMan April 9, 2018

octopus juicer

Four people (8 hands) performing a hand job simultaneously on a single penis. For obvious reasons, the penis must be of above average size. Extremely above average.

The frat party ended in an octopus juicer.

by Rey V March 31, 2008

octopus man

a man/woman who has sex with lots of men/women lots of times in one day. octopus man can either be a man or a woman. a bigger version of a slut or whore

man 1: dude wheres daren?
man 2: probably fucking some chick
man 1: he's such a octopus man
man 2: i wish i was a octopus man.

by wisdomess June 14, 2011

Octopussy Lipatitus

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.

She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.

by Scoone July 20, 2018

Octopus kisses

Are small love peck of lipstick left by ones anus.

Bro! Chris passed out last night and woke up with octopus kisses all over his face.

by DirtyDub! July 2, 2021