Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.

“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025

Octopussy

A plural equivalent of octopus

An annoying person

“Your being such an octopussy!”
-Isaac Siebert 2020

by Isaac Siebert February 9, 2020

Octopussy

1 male and 8 Girls get drunk which leads to the man having sex with all of them in an hour usually resulting in 1 or 2 girls getting pregnant

Kyle: Yo man I had an Octopussy last night!
Keith: Whats that?
Kyle: I had sex with 8 girls in the same hour!!
Keith: You didn't get anyone pregnant did you?
Kyle: I got two of them pregnant im so screwed!

by Trojan November 4, 2019

octopussying

When the pussy wet and it gets stuck to a part of someone else's body e.g. a leg and attaches to said leg much like an octopus' tentacle.

Bro we fucked for an hour and after she wouldn't stop octopussying on my leg

Haha that's classic bro don't you love that

by Shela L May 31, 2020

Octopussy

When you let a octopus eat you out!

I did an octopussy at the aquarium

by CaptainKockx June 16, 2021

octopussy

The squishy things on pencils , otherwise known as "grips"

OMG Ellen has a pink "octopussy"

Awe. I don't have an "octopussy"

Don't worry, you can get one at the school store! Their only 25 cents!

by enilorac34 June 11, 2011

Octopussies

The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.

Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.

by Obombo February 22, 2022